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Code Red Chronicle
Affiliated with: Funyun Kingdom Post & Cadbury Mini-Egg Times
Created on 2005-11-08 15:48:18 (#8746073), last updated 2006-01-12
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Basic Info| Name: | Colby |
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Bio I am a geek. I like Videogames (rpgs mostly), philosophy, theology, math, science, computers. I like rollerblading, playing sports (not watching), backpacking and long walks on the beach at night with... oh wait, that's for my SECRET profiles on other sites... heh heh... Moving on, I'm a loser, pretty boring, nervous in public, scared of people, easily embarrassed, and my biggest fear is drawing attention to myself. =]
I have a deep chest that is well insulated for swimming in cold water. My coat is dense, and comes in various shades of red and orange, with occasional white patches. My ears are triangular and set high and are well back from the skull. My head is clean-cut and slightly wedge-shaped. My powerful, compact, well-muscled body is on sturdy, solid legs... wait a minute... THAT'S NOT ME! That's a Nova Scotian Duck Tolling Retriever! Woops.
No, I wear 2inch thick glasses that are 2inches 2wide for my 2heads (yay!.. having fun with 2s!), and slick and gel my hair straight back. I wear skin-tight button down plaid shirts, tucked into my pants that extend from my nipples (held up by an unnecessary belt) to my knees (which gives me all the groinal support I so desperately need), and brightly colored knee-high tube socks with sandals over them (go me). I have good upright posture, and walk as if I must, at all times, keep my cheeks squeezed together to prevent defecation.
I also am (practically) engaged to the absolute hottest, prettiest, most stunning, beautiful and incredible woman in the entire world... though, she's not too bright =[ I mean... she IS with ME after all.. who's dumb enough to do that? *don't hurt me* No, she's smart... not as book smart as me, but she understands Life better than I do. It's hard to imagine a day without her.
I have a deep chest that is well insulated for swimming in cold water. My coat is dense, and comes in various shades of red and orange, with occasional white patches. My ears are triangular and set high and are well back from the skull. My head is clean-cut and slightly wedge-shaped. My powerful, compact, well-muscled body is on sturdy, solid legs... wait a minute... THAT'S NOT ME! That's a Nova Scotian Duck Tolling Retriever! Woops.
No, I wear 2inch thick glasses that are 2inches 2wide for my 2heads (yay!.. having fun with 2s!), and slick and gel my hair straight back. I wear skin-tight button down plaid shirts, tucked into my pants that extend from my nipples (held up by an unnecessary belt) to my knees (which gives me all the groinal support I so desperately need), and brightly colored knee-high tube socks with sandals over them (go me). I have good upright posture, and walk as if I must, at all times, keep my cheeks squeezed together to prevent defecation.
I also am (practically) engaged to the absolute hottest, prettiest, most stunning, beautiful and incredible woman in the entire world... though, she's not too bright =[ I mean... she IS with ME after all.. who's dumb enough to do that? *don't hurt me* No, she's smart... not as book smart as me, but she understands Life better than I do. It's hard to imagine a day without her.
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abstract thought, add, adirondaks, angel, animal rights, animals, anti animal testing, australian shepherds, autumn, backwards hats, bait car, baten kaitos (battle kittens), bruce almighty, buffy the vampire slayer, chaos theory, cheese, cherry coke, christ, consummation of all things, creativity, dalai lama, dogma, donald duck, donnie darko, dumbledore, euchre, faith, fall, fallen angel redemption, fantasy, ferrets, firefly, five iron frenzy, freethought, funyuns, gandhi, genuine people, gladius, god, hackers, halloween, hannah, harry potter, harry potter cult, henry david thoreau, honesty, huskies, intelligence, jolt blue, kenny, keyboard, kittens, last samurai, lightning, lord of the rings, lotr, love, loyalty, martin luther king jr., math, matrix, megaman, moon, moulin rouge!, mountain dew code red, nature, northeastern seminary, october, origen of alexandria, paranormal, penguins, philosophy, photography, pikmin, playing sports, puppies, pwning, quaker steak n lube, quantum physics, rogue leader, rollerblading, roper, sarcasm, science, simpson’s, sky, smash bros, snow, snow blading, south park, star trek ds9, star wars, stars, summer night, summer’s best two weeks, sun rises, sun sets, sword of truth series, tales of symphonia, techno, the far side, theology, thunderstorms, time with my girl, trust, video games, watching the seasons change, wings, world vision, yoda, z- ballyhoo, z- brouhaha, z- chaos, z- fracas, z- furor, z- havoc, z- hubbub, z- hullabaloo, z- hyperactivity, z- mayhem, z- mischief, z- monkey-business, z- monkeyshines, z- pandemonium, z- ruckus, z- rumpus, z- shenanigans, z- to-do, z- tomfoolery, z- tumult, zz- fun with thesaurus
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